Instruktsioonid... Leidsin yhe laheda lehekylje, kus toodi n2iteid toodete kasutus6petuste kohta... Nad on kyll ingliskeelsed, kuid t6lgin niipalju, kui oskan... (T6lge j2rgneb asjale italicus)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Searsi f88nil: 2rge kasutage magamise ajal.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Fritoste (kartulikr6psud v6i midagi sellist) koti peal: Sa v6id olla v6itja! Ostmine pole vajalik. Detailid pakis sees. Poevaraste extra ;)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial seebi tykil: Juhised: kasuta nagu tavalist seepi

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
M6nel Swann'i sygavkylmutatud toidul: Soovitused serveerimiseks: Sulatage yles. Aga see on ainult soovitus. :)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
Tesco tiramisu magustoidul (trykitud karbi alla): 2ra keera tagurpidi!. Hiljaaaaaa!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Marks&Spenceri leivapudingul: Toode on p2rast kuumutamist kuum.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol'i unerohul: Ettevaatust - v6ib tekitada unisust. :/

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
Korea k88ginoal: Hoiatus: hoidke lastest v2ljas...

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
J6uluvalgustite ahelal: Kasutamiseks ainult siseruumis v6i 6ues

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury maap2hklite pakil: Hoiatus: sisaldab p2hkleid

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines'i p2hklite pakil: instruktsioonid: ava pakk, s88 p2hkleid!

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Rootsi mootorsael: 2rge proovige ketti peatada oma k2tega. T6stke k2si need, kes seda on teind :P

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Laste Supermani kostyymil: Selle kostyymi kandmine ei anna teile v6imet lennata. Vastikud inimesed :P purustavad laste k6ik unelmad :P  ¶ 16:52